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A Gift to Renew All Ages

Updated September 28, 2015.

This site is no longer being maintained so anything below could still be accurate, or very outdated.


Dear readers,

Not to creep anyone out, but I'd like to announce that I know something unique about all of you. Now relax, because this revelation doesn't come from sniffing browser histories or stalking social networks. Rather, I mean this in a Morephus-esque sorta way: When you seek, you instantly begin to discover…or whatever motivational, semi-Taoist choice of words you prefer.

You see, you are reading this site. Therefore, I can immediately deduce that you have at least a minimal interest in info-social awareness. Even merely the intent awakens your senses, instantly ranking you a student among pupils, having concern for both the digital security and privacy of yourself and those close to you. What's more, is that in today's ultra-interconnected world, it's become a sorely overlooked fact that when your info is safe and privacy respected, so is mine and vice versa, ad infinitum.

So this holiday season, why not spread the love? Instead of following the herd's hyper-consumerism that has come to define our so-called "advanced" civilization, increasing the revenue of companies who could not care less about you and your family while wasting your financial resources on petty bullshit which will be outdated and outcast in less than a year; why not use your own Infosec-Fu to better the status quo, even if only in your corner of the world?

Save money, accomplish something meaningful AND prevent pwnage? I've got your attention now, don't I.


So What's the Plan?

This holiday season you'll be using your skills to harden the home networks and/or computers of your friends and family. Your primary targets are the non-technical people, the ones who don't change anything from default settings. It may sound simple or may seem daunting but either way, you hold all the cards; it's something you can do to whichever degree your comfort zone, schedule or will power allow. No one is expecting you to provide self-compiled OpenBSD installations or a lifetime of tech support for their Smart Toaster.

Instead, you'll be taking the Special Forces approach of getting in, meeting the objectives and then hauling ass outta there. You take the position of authority. You're there to specify what's being done and why, not to become trapped behind enemy lines from ambushes like, "This one time, the internet window closed, but I didn't close it. Can you fix that? Oh, and sometimes the printer…"

No. Just…no.

It's entirely up to you how far you want to take this. To get your imaginative juices flowing, here are some easy things you can do which won't cause any suffering, costs nothing and establishes a foundation massively more secure than out-of-the-box settings.


Broadband Modems & Routers

Feel very free to let nmap loose on the local network (and even the network's perimeter device) to see what open ports and listening services you can close up. If you plan to go all out and flash a device with something like DD-WRT or Tomato, !do your homework! to make sure the exact version of the device supports the firmware you're intending to use, and does so well. Failure to heed this advice WILL result in stress, a cornucopia of expletives and terrible shame.

However, whether factory firmwares or otherwise:


Desktops & Laptops

Here I'll largely assume Windows machines. For OS X, I won't parrot what's already well laid out in several sources [1] [2] [3] [4]. If there's a Linux computer in the household, the place is probably in good hands already, though you may find useful my Inventory for Debian Family Hardening, a lot of which applies to other distros too.


Be Legit, Stay Classy

There's a lot more that can be done and it's as easy to get creative as it is to get complicated and carried away. New hardware, 3rd party applications, securing smartphones and tablets; anything is your call to make. However, be extremely clear with everyone involved about what you're doing, don't push your limits with other peoples' stuff and don't try gaining accord for your services by inciting fear.

Next comes the topic of how you choose initiate this social contract. I say that for maximum impact (and some legitimacy) you should present some kind of tangible vouncher or symbol of your gesture. Otherwise, you show up for the holidays empty handed with nothing but a verbal assurance. You risk being the roommate who drinks all your beer who, to placate you in the moment, promises to replace the microbrews but never actually does. You, dear reader, are no Scumbag Steve.

Below are 3 basic but free gift certificate templates. More can be found with a web search or design your own for extra credit. Upon presentation of said voucher, you've successfully and admirably attempted to better the world. And though I've written this a few weeks before Christmas, it of course applies equally to any other day on the calendar. Well, it may cause a weird Valentine's Day moment or two, but you be the judge. Good luck.

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